Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.

Each kind of story has its own problems in writing, but my main concern really is to keep the reader on his toes, or to keep the strip unpredictable. I try to achieve some sort of balance between the two that keeps the reader wondering what's going to happen next and be surprised.

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.