Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.

I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development. I assume they're either homages or satiric riffs, and are not intended to be taken too seriously as works in their own right. Otherwise I should be talking to a copyright lawyer.