I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art.

MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.