I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

I think the experience forced me to consider how interested I was in political cartooning. After I was fired, I applied to other papers but political cartooning, like all cartooning, is a very tough field to break into. Newspapers are very reluctant to hire their own cartoonists when they can get Oliphant or MacNelly through syndication for a twentieth of the price.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.