To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

The problem with people is that they're only human.

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.