The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.