I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

The score is still Q to 12!

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming, you have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it's going to come in handy all the time.

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

I enjoy the drawing more than the writing, so I try to think of ideas that will allow me to develop the visual side of the strip as fully as possible.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet