The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

What state do you live in? Denial.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.