I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.