I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.