That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.