That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Verbing weirds language.

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Books are almost always better than the movies made from them, because there are things books do well and things movies do well, but usually those things don't overlap: the same with comics and animation.

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.