That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later!.. Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you know it.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.