Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.
I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.