You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.
Verbing weirds language.
Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.