It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in.

Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?