If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside.

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.