If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.