Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

Reality continues to ruin my life.