Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.

Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it.