The score is still Q to 12!

Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?

I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.