The score is still Q to 12!

Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia, I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy... and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?