Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It's ashame.

I'm a misunderstood genius.