For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.