What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.