Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.