Scientific Progress goes boink?
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.