God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill WattersonThat's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Bill WattersonYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
Bill WattersonCounty library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?
Bill Watterson