Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia, I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy... and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.