But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

Obviously the role of comics is changing very fast. On the one hand, comics are widely accepted and taken seriously. On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.