I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.
Bill WattersonGod put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill WattersonCalvin: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
Bill WattersonFor no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.
Bill WattersonCALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
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