Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

Obviously the role of comics is changing very fast. On the one hand, comics are widely accepted and taken seriously. On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.