Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

I'm a misunderstood genius.