Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Although I'm certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I'm fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.