Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
I'd hate to have a kid like me.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?