Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.