What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.