What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.