If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.

I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.