If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money.

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.

If you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.