If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!

Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.