What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.