What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!