If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill WattersonI can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
Bill WattersonFrom now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in.
Bill WattersonIf people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson