Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Repetition is the death of magic.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.