Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

Books are almost always better than the movies made from them, because there are things books do well and things movies do well, but usually those things don't overlap: the same with comics and animation.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin