Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook.

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

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