Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!