Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later!.. Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.