Few things are less comforting than a tiger who's up too late.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another