I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in.

Let's say that life is this square of the sidewalk. We are born at this crack and we die at that crack. Now we find ourselves somewhere inside the square and in the process of walking outside of it. Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless? Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

It's always better to leave the party early.

I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.