I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

The score is still Q to 12!

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.