Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
A REAL job is a job you hate.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?