I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
A REAL job is a job you hate.
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.