People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.