People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

I'm a misunderstood genius.

What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.