I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

It's always better to leave the party early.

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.