People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.