Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

It's gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, "Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy."

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

It's always better to leave the party early.