Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.

As "Calvin and Hobbes" went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.