I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.