I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

If you're a painter, it's simply taken for granted that you'll spend a lot of time in museums studying great paintings, but if you're a cartoonist, it used to be very hard to see an original cartoon drawing.

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.