Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.
What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.