I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!

Genius is never understood in its own time.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??