Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.