We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.

I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.