We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.