We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

As "Calvin and Hobbes" went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity. One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what's going on in Calvin's head.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

It seems the less I do and say, the better everyone likes my work!

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes