It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.

It's always better to leave the party early.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.