It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

Instead of asking what's wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, 'What justifies it?' Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.