When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.