I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.

Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness.