Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.
Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
I'd hate to have a kid like me.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.