If you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well.

They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them. And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It's hard to charge admission without a gate.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.