I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

I wasn't having any luck getting accepted anyway and it forced me to re-examine what it was that I really wanted to do. In my experience in political cartooning, I was never one of those people who read the headlines and foams at the mouth with rabid opinion that I've just got to get down on paper.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.