I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.

Verbing weirds language.

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!