I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.