I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.