I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
Bill WattersonMs. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill WattersonIt's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Bill Watterson