If you're a painter, it's simply taken for granted that you'll spend a lot of time in museums studying great paintings, but if you're a cartoonist, it used to be very hard to see an original cartoon drawing.

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?

I've always been a huge fan of fantasy and adventure, putting yourself in someone else's shoes, I'm sure that's why I'm an actor. It's why I played with action figures as a kid, that's why I wrote and drew and read comics as a kid.

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later!.. Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose